now hiring: new minions for morty and lucy

all applicants must be ready to fulfill every hedonistic desire no matter how strange or unlawful it may be.

yeah right.  they wish!  lucy's first order would be "moar donutz!"

we are hiring for a full-time service rock-star to take care of our clients and their pets.  if you have lots of energy, a kickbutt attitude and love to help people we want to hear from you.  interested?  here are the full details.