cat - it's what's for dinner?

in case you haven't heard, some guy in upstate new york tried to marinate his cat in the trunk of his car. police found the cat covered with oil, crushed red peppers and chili peppers.

what a lousy cook. everyone knows you season cats with a little garlic.

all joking aside, we're happy the cat is safe with new owners, who named him oliver. i woulda named him stu.

bonus -  is it legal to eat your cat?